So, I decided to go into Goodwill this afternoon to kill a little time before work. You can usually find something good there; a cool t-shirt, a gag gift, and electronic football game... Today, I was just looking. As I wandered through the racks of old-person or basement smelling clothes, I noticed something I wasn't prepared to see. I've seen bathing suits, which is a little creepy. I've seen underwear which is usually still packaged so it's not creepy. But today, today I saw lingerie. Now seriously, lingerie? People don't wear those things to sleep in. They put them on and seduce their significant other and then they end up on the floor. That my friends, crosses the line. I'll admit that even hotel beds creep me out, because you KNOW they aren't the cleanest. I can almost over look someone else's pajamas. But LINGERIE!!! I'm sorry, I can't over look that. There are just some things you don't or shouldn't donate to Goodwill, I don't care how hard up you are for a tax write-off (no pun intended there by the way).
So, please....please, please, please, do not donate or buy creepy lingerie from Goodwill. And if you do, PLEASE don't tel lme about it. I realize it's only 2.50 or 5.00 and you might look irresistable in it, but who knows what's on that stuff. You know they don't bleach those things don't you.?
3 comments:
caNot even "Mr. Noses"? :) Totally gross I know. Thought of the Offic come into my mind with the black light in the hotel room....Gross!
Maybe if I could spell, that comment would make sense huh?
What's sad, is that I understood the whole comment. Boy, we ARE related.
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