I have NOW heard it all... Seriously people, this is ridiculous and not in a laughable way.
I was at work on Friday entering data into our computer system when our "favorite" homeless man came up to talk to me. I noticed he had a black eye and a few bruises, but I was afraid to ask what happened. Besides, I knew he would tell me anyway.
Sure enough, he says, "Did you hear what happened to me the other day?"
Me: "No, what happened?"
Homeless Man: "I was mugged."
Me: "WHAT!? WHO MUGS A HOMELESS MAN!!!!!!??!!
Homeless Man: "I don't know, but they did."
The he proceeded to tell me where and how many guys and that they wanted his money.
Seriously people, how much money do you think a homeless man has?! He had $7.62 to be exact. He had about 6 bags full of stuff, but all they wanted was his money. Apparently if you have a lot of bags then you must have a lot of money. They beat him up, took his money and left him there. After this, some "nice" people from the neighborhood (who watched this all happen) must have had guilty consciences and gave him $5.00 to ease their guilt.
What has this town come to, that a homeless man isn't even safe from thieves?! I hope they enjoyed their value meal, because that's about all they could afford from that heist.
